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Emily (Shay Mitchell) receives a biology notebook with info about Alison (Sasha Pieterse) and a "beach hottie." The girls find a pic of Ali and CeCe(Vanessa Ray), and CeCe claims to not know who the nameless hottie is, but she did know that Ali was apparently preggers. Whoa.
Hanna(Ashley Benson) overhears Paige telling Caleb on the phone about how they planted that cow brain in Mona's locker (gross). So Hanna follows Paige to a gay bar, where she sees her chatting up another girl. And Hanna gets a drink spilled on her for her troubles. Nice.
Spencer(Troian Bellisario) is understandably in a funk all episode, which helps explain why she chews out Ezra for supposedly breaking up with Aria (Lucy Hale) after Aria told him about his son. Too bad Aria hadn't told him yet, and it was "A" who hurried things a lot. Whoops.
Speaking of Spencer, she meets up with a private investigator and hires him to trail Toby. Looks like the stalker has become the stalkee — eh, Toby?
And this leads to the dreaded moment when Ezra is headed to a motel and tearfully tells Aria not to call him for the time being. And yes, that explans why we're currently in the fetal position.
We give the episode a 4.5 — because we always enjoy a good cry — but what did you think of the episode? Or are you still in tears about Ezria and thus unable to function?