Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Power Rankings For Season 3, Episode 11: “Stars and Strips”
Who’s livin’ large, and who’s been relegated to the pool house? We rankThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for Season 3, Episode 11: “Stars and Stripes,” in our weekly Power Rankings. Let the countdown begin! ADRIENNE MALOOF Ranking: 8 (out of 8) Last week: 5 (out of 8) Here’s why: Adrienne says she wants to move on from her feud with Brandi, but it doesn’t seem that way when she spends Sophia’s graduation party discussing the feud with Faye Resnick. That was the most awkward sixth-grade graduation party conversation we’ve ever seen (Okay, so it’s also the only sixth-grade graduation party we’ve ever seen, but you get our point). KIM RICHARDS Ranking: 7 Last week: 6 Here’s why: We feel badly if Kim thinks she needs to change something about her appearance in order to be happy. But as long as the procedure goes smoothly, we’re fine with it. And who nose what Kim will do next? (Sorry — we had to)
LISA VANDERPUMP Ranking: 6 Last week: 2 Here’s why: This is an uncharacteristically low ranking for Lisa, but she didn’t quite impress like she usually does. Sure, she had some hilarious lines, including one about not being good at swallowing, but she probably could have cooled it on all the jokes about Adrienne’s Palms hotel. Then again, finding the humor in any situation is what Lisa does best, so we don’t begrudge her too much.
CAMILLE GRAMMER Ranking: 5 Last week: N/A Here’s why: Camille had a pretty good showing this week, as she is upfront about her not-great sex life in recent years. Given the promo for the upcoming episode, we’re a little nervous about how Camille will fare next week, so she should probably enjoy this week’s decent ranking while it lasts!
KYLE RICHARDS Ranking: 4 Last week: 7 Here’s why: We’re much prouder of Kyle this week than we had been in the past two weeks. Case in point: Kyle is a good sport when, say, Brandi shoves an oyster in her mouth, not to mention that it’s touching to see Kyle get emotional at her daughter Sohpia’s sixth-grade graduation party. Come to think of it, how come we didn’t get a sixth-grade graduation party?
MARISA ZANUCK Ranking: 3 Last week: 3 Here’s why: Brandi made us a bit nervous when she came at Marisa about not loving her husband enough, but Marisa handled it gracefully and avoided making a scene. The same could be said for the way that Marisa responded to her meddling mother. Don’t worry, Marisa — we love your wardrobe, even if your mom doesn’t!
YOLANDA FOSTER Ranking: 2 Last week: 1 Here’s why: Yolanda came very close to a second straight week in the top slot, but she didn’t quite interact enough with the women enough. However, it was a lot of fun seeing her hang out with Suzanne Somers, and her relationship with her husband, David, could not be cuter. After seeing those amazing souffles, we think Yolanda should publish a cookbook ASAP!
BRANDI GLANVILLE Ranking: 1 Last Week: 4 Here’s why: For only the second time this season, Brandi has taken the top spot! She was able to show off a sweeter side while still retaining what makes her Brandi. Okay, did we need to hear her tampon story? Probably not, but it was conversations like these that helped put all of the women at ease, which we appreciate. And on top of that, she did the splits! Color us impressed.