Credit: Eric McCandless/ ABC Family    
Share on Facebook0Share on Google+0Tweet about this on Twitter0

Pretty Little Liars

Quotes From Pretty Little Liars Season 3, Episode 18: “Silence Your Inner Oprah”

Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can tell a lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 18: “Dead to Me.” There were plenty to choose from, especially with Hanna discussing Father Christmas.

10. Aria [to Wes, after he hits his physics teacher’s husband]: “What kind of school do you go to?”
As if a school where Meredith and Ezra are allowed to teach is much better?

9. Spencer: “She’s Saint Ali now? Are her bones holy relics or something?”
In other words, Spencer doesn’t want Ali to have her own holiday.

8. Wes: “I once killed a cactus. I thought the only way you could do that was with a gun.”
Uh, does Wes not know not to make jokes about shooting guns around these girls?

7. Caleb [to Hanna]: “Silence your inner Oprah, okay?”
Speaking of Oprah, Caleb probably wishes Hanna would give out free cars.

6. Aria [to Hanna, about orange jumpsuits]: “Believe me one size does not fit all.”
Orange jumpsuits are so not in this season.

5. Hanna: “And do you do that while wearing his shirt?”
Like you don’t wear Caleb’s shirts while he’s not around, Hanna?

4. Emily: “I took French, Spencer.”
Spencer: “For a semester.”
Spencer not tres impressed.

3. Hanna: “I would not mind getting cozy with one of those. [Pause] Trust fund.”
Who wouldn’t want to get cozy with a Fitzgerald at the same time?

2. Spencer: “You guys want to pay a visit to the cryptkeeper, that’s fine.”
Spencer doesn’t approve of how her friends are spending their free time.

1. Aria: “It’s Emily Dickinson.”
Hanna: “I don’t care if it’s Santa Claus consider me creeped.”
We can’t imagine anyone would have “Ho ho ho” engraved on their tomb.

Catch the next episode of Pretty Little Liars on Tuesday, February 12, 2013 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC Family.

02.7.2013 / 10:30 PM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
Related: Pretty Little Liars, Quotes, Pretty Little Liars Season 3

Share on Facebook0Share on Google+0Tweet about this on Twitter0