Why Is Teen Mom 3’s Briana Dejesus Suspicious of the Government?
Let's be real: paying for the Internet sucks even more than running out of pizza bagel bites. Which is why we spend most of our waking hours lurking around Starbucks nursing the same cup of coffee (and by coffee we mean double-fat frappucino). But good new, guys! President Obama is all about bringing free Internet to the masses, which means our days of trolling other people's wifi networks are officially over.
But, wait — is there a sinister underbelly to this free Internet? Teen Mom 3's Briana Dejesus seems to think so. "So the government wants to put up free wifi everywhere........" she tweeted on February 6. "Sounds fishy to me!"
Briana has failed to elaborate as to why the concept of free wifi sounds "fishy," but we love the fact that she's a burgeoning conspiracy theorist. Care to make a bet as to whether or not Briana thinks Beyonce flashed the illuminati sign during the Super Bowl Halftime Show?