Bachelor Nation can't stop side-eyeing Tierra LiCausi, but we love her. We love her long time. And not just because she skinned a small forest animal to make that fashionable (read: terrifying) stole.
Tierra plays the game better than any of her competitors, and this week she took hot messiness to a whole new level of deranged. May we present The Polar Bear Plunge, a beautiful activity in which Tierra splashed about in sub zero waters while wearing a sparkly bikini and then half-died of The Colds.
Who knows if Tierra was faking it, but either way her performance was impressive. First she flopped all over the sand like a beached whale (but like, a super skinny beached whale), then she clawed at some unsuspecting life guard's arms in a confused stupor, and then she trembled like a rabid chihuahua while wrapped up in a giant orange bag. Also, shout out to her prize-worthy response to being asked if she knows what year it is, otherwise known as "nuh-uh."
But the best part? When Tierra and her oxygen tank binge-ate a sandwich as a ABC intern put on her socks. This poor thing just wanted to be fed, guys. In the words of Limp Bizkit, she did it all for the nookie. And in this context, "nookie" is code for a turkey sub.