Britney Spears Is “Dead Inside,” Says Foo Fighter Dave Grohl
There is a traitor among us, and his name is Dave Grohl. This Foo Fighter frontman recently stepped in as a temporary host on Chelsea Lately, and all kinds of hate crimes were committed against our personal muse, Britney Spears.
Apparently Britney's forthcoming Las Vegas residency was brought up during Dave's chat with a debater, and instead of fangirling all over the place like a normal person, Dave said that Britney is "dead inside." Um, come again?
“She just kinda seems dead inside, like there's nothing behind her eyes," he said as we flew into a rage. "Like there's nothing in her boobs anymore!”
Excuse you, David. Britney's eyes are perfect pools of liquid gold, and if you tuned into The X Factor you'd know that her lovely lady lumps are even more fabulous than ever. Our theory? David is suffering from a common affliction known as "I Wish I Was Britney Spears-itis." The only cure that we know of is being forced to read one of Brit-Brit's novels. That's right, she's an author. To the left, haters.