Do you ever find yourself thinking, "I wonder what Tierra LiCausi is doing right now? Nevermind she's probably falling down some stairs — I wonder what Catherine Giudici is doing right now?" We're right there with you, guys.
Sean Lowe's mistresses grace us with their presence once a week on The Bachelor, and it just isn't enough. Luckily, we've rounded up this whack pack's Twitter handles, which means you can finally bear witness to every NC-17 thought in Ashley Palenkas' pervy brain!