“I have no time for the opposite sex at the moment,” The 22-year-old Brit told The Sun. “Strictly none. I've only got a wifey! … She's officially mine. She's, like, untouchable. I've taken her off the market.”
What’s a wifey, you ask? “It's like your other half. Like when you get married, like, that's your wife!”
Readers, you’ve just been schooled.
Now, how did this storybook romance come about?
“I met Cara a long time ago at a festival. We hung out because we have a few mutual friends.
“We didn't see each other for a few months, then I saw her again, and our careers were getting busier at the same time. We are really similar but come from totally different backgrounds. I found someone who is exactly like me who isn't really from my world.
“We just kept seeing each other and naturally started talking more and more. And now we're always together.”