Not only does Thayer pull off geek chic, but he has a rock-hard bod to back, back, back, back it up! Seriously, his muscles are almost as big as his brains.
If hot nerds aren’t your thing, fear not! Presenting option number 2: Ethan “Juvie 4 Eva” Whitehorse. This hottie tells it like it is, throws one hell of a right hook, and, we might add, cleans up well in a tux.