Chord Overstreet Rescues Taylor Lautner From A Cougar!
We all know Chord Overstreet (Sam) as a professional Gleek and lover of man-bangs, but breaking news: Dude moonlights as a Cougar-hunter. And we're not talking about the adorable fuzzy cats –– we're talking about the aged, tanned, and usually certifiable housewives who prey on innocent youngins.
As you might expect, Chord is a target for Cougars, and he's finally fighting back! In fact, Chord recently came to the rescue of his fellow tween heartthrob, Taylor Lautner, who was viciously attacked by a rabid cougar on February 23.
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According to Hollywood Life, Taylor was minding his own business at a Chateau Marmont pre-Oscars party, when a geriatric blonde (by which we mean thirty-something) got all up in his grill. Poor Taylor just couldn't handle this broad's irresistible charm, so Chord stepped in and rescued his brosef.
“Taylor just turned 21, but that didn’t stop a drunk blonde that looked to be twice his age from trying to hit on him," a source tells Hollywood Life. "She had him cornered on the patio and poor Taylor looked so uncomfortable. Luckily Chord Overstreet swooped to his rescue and simply dragged him away from the prowling cougar.”
Sigh, Chord. Saving werewolves from cougars one day at a time.