Harry Styles Gets Hit In Groin By Shoe –– Collapses On Stage!
Ladies, the time has come to prepare your ovaries –– they might never get a chance to meet One Direction's Harry Styles. Why, you ask? Because our delicate British flower has been attacked by a deranged shoe-wielding fan, who struck gold when she hit him in his danger zone.
Yep, Harry was innocently minding his own business during a performance in Glasgow, when he was struck with a rogue shoe and proceeded to collapse in pain. Naturally, everyone in the audience flew into a tizzy, but fear not. Harry hopped back on stage, did some groin exercises (no, we aren't joking) and got back into the swing of things.
So, who hit Harry in his precious package? None other than teenage dreamer, Jade Anderson, who has since taken it to twitter in a fit of remorse. "Harry Styles I'm the one that threw my shoe at you, I never meant to hurt you," Jade tweeted, adding "Feel sooo ill now."
You know who feels ill, Jade? HARRY, that's who. SOB!