Is Chelsea Houska Pregnant With Adam Lind’s Baby … Again?!
Recap of Teen Mom 2 Season 4, Episode 3 (March 4, 2013)
Look, guys — Teen Mom 2's Adam Lind is really busy. Busy with things like rolling around the backwoods on a lawn mower, taking his shirt off, and growing the perfect soul patch. In fact, he's so busy that he barely has time for baby Aubree, not to mention her stylish mamacita, Chelsea Houska!
Last time we checked on Adam, he had sown his wild oats in Chelsea's innocent ovaries, and then he peaced out and hasn't been heard from since. You might think this guy would check in on his family since making sweet unprotected love to Chelsea (FYI, she isn't pregnant), but instead he cancels on a hang session with Aubree in favor of going to a movie with his brosefs! Um, unless said movie was The Notebook, this is completely unacceptable. As is the fact that Adam's explanation consists of "I'm not ditching Aubree, I'm ditching you."
In other news, Chelsea's doing super well in beauty school — by which we mean she whiles away her days fondling mannequins with fake hair. Sigh, we'd do anything to be that disembodied head.
Also, shout-out to the completely mysterious geriatric old man that gave Adam advice while he was eating chicken wings. We don't know who you are, little friend, but carry on. We approve of you and your ill-advised hoodie.