10. Hanna: “I’m a big fan of the easy way.” Yes, Hanna — we’re well aware. 9. Spencer: “I come from a long line of Does.” If we were related to the other Hastings, we’d want to change our last name, too. 8. Alison: “What do you suppose Loser Mona was doing in there? Praying for bigger boobs?” Whatever works.
7. Hanna: “Nothing works under water — it’s a scientific fact.” We had no idea Hanna was such a science buff.
6. Spencer [to Melissa, about what’s wrong with her]: “How far back do you want me to go?” Spencer is like, “Get comfortable.”
5. Hanna: “Sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes you. It’s from a movie.” Who knew Hanna was such a devoted Big Lebowski fan?
4. Hanna: “I have to split myself between disasters.” This is the Liars’ idea of multi-tasking.
3. Aria [to Ezra]: “You’re the one who went from zero to daddy in sixty seconds.” Ezra wants to pump the brakes.
2. Hanna [about Spencer’s meltdown]: “There’s a downside to being too smart.” Uh, how would Hanna know?
1. Spencer [to Mona]: “Go away before I start choking you again.” We all wish we could be choking Mona right now.