The reality star poked fun of his girlfriend's attempts to shed her excess pounds after giving birth to their second child, Penelope, last summer, but his straight-talking stance didn't go down too well in the March 10 episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami.
"Last time around you tried to watch what you were eating, after you had [first child] Mason, at least you were losing weight," Scott moaned.
Shocked, Kourtney replied, "You are so crazy. I'm trying to do it the healthy way."
Scott’s response? “Just do it faster. You're my piece of machinery!"
The 33-year-old beauty has been open about wanting to exercise gently and eat healthily this time around, but Scott has been unsympathetic to her plight.
If you’ll recall, Kourtney actually collapsed while she was trying to shed her baby weight the first time around, so obsessed was she with slimming.
But don’t think that stopped Scott from openly mocking his longterm girlfriend about her curvier figure and complaining about her looks.
"If I would have fell in love with you a couple of pounds overweight, this would be my ideal weight. But I fell in love with you when you were super skinny."
Scott then continued his rant in his on-screen confessional. "Right now seems to be probably the heaviest she's ever been not pregnant,” he whined.
"When we had Mason, I remember her trying to whip herself back into shape pretty quick. This time around it seems like it's the least of her concerns, and the only thing she thinks about are the kids.
"I just think that she would feel better if she got back into the shape that she feels the most comfortable in."
Oh, sure, Scott. You’re only looking out for her best interests. We believe you.