Britney Spears Gets Hacked — Personal Info Exposed!
In the words of Britney Spears, "she's so lucky, she's a star, but she cries-cries-cries in her lonely heart and then gets hacked by a bunch of creepy internet trolls."
Yep, you read that right –– Britney's privacy has been compromised, along with that of Donald Trump, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, Joe Biden (WTF?!), Hillary Clinton (Double WTF?!), Ashton Kutcher (guess we can rule this out as a Punk'd episode), and LAPD Chief Charlie Beck (to name a few!).
The anonymous hacker took it to the internet to expose the finances of these celebs, including personal information like their addresses, their phone numbers, mortgage accounts, loans, credit card info, and their social security numbers! Luckily, the FBI and LAPD are on the case, so hopefully Britney's privacy will be restored in no time.
In the meantime, we suggest she seek solace in that strange ball of white fluff that she claims is a living / breathing dog. Or she can always call up Hillary Clinton and commiserate about how the two most important women in the world (Brit edges out Hills, obviously) were hacked!