Fresh from her trip with the girls to Las Vegas, Porsha is busy unpacking when she asks her husband to check her duffle bag for her makeup bag. Lo and behold, he finds a pregnancy test instead. After Porsha explains that the ladies had given it to her during Kandi Burruss's lingerie party, Kordell starts his own "take the test" chant. Unfortunately, Porsha isn't preggo this time, but they decide to have the what-if-it-had-been-positive convo. It's pretty clear that Porsha would be thrilled — she's hoping maybe she didn't wait the full two minutes (and also grateful that she didn't have to pee for the full two minutes) — but Kordell's reaction that he'd be "fine" with it doesn't sit right with her.
Later, Porsha decides to tell Kordell exactly what happened in Vegas, meaning that the other women were accusing him of controlling his wife. He laughs it off, saying, "You know I don't control you... I'm in control." Um, what? Well, he's the man, you see, and there is a big difference between being in control and being controlling. Oh, hell no!
Just when we thought he couldn't say anything worse to enrage every woman watching the show, he tells a teary Porsha that she needs to make a choice between having a baby and having a career because, as a man, all he does is "give it to her." He'll help her and all, but if he's out doing his thing, she's on her own and a nanny is out of the question. We think Porsha has a different choice to make, like does she really want to stay married to this guy?