What guilty pleasure of Kurt’s (Chris Colfer) just came to light on Glee? You’d think it would be his addiction to Golden Girls or his secret Sweatin’ to the Oldies, but his true guilty pleasure is actually far weirder that either of those little quirks. See, Kurt has been sleeping with... a boyfriend arm.
Sorry, Adam (Oliver Kieran-Jones), but you’re not the man Kurt turns to for cuddles at night! Tonight during Season 4, Episode 17: “Guilty Pleasures,” Kurt pulled out a locked box containing a pillow...with a fake arm attached. Having ordered it one night while on Ambien, he found it actually helped fight the loneliness he’s been feeling since he moved to the big city. Hey, what can he say? He likes sleeping in the crook of somebody’s arm, even if it’s stuffed.
Oh, and he named it Bruce. Not that we’re judging, Kurt! This is a safe space.
We can’t help but think, however, that Bruce is no substitute for another dude with a name starting in B. Drop the pillow and run back to the human, non-plush arms of Blaine Anderson (Darren Criss) already!