What Job Should Vampire Diaries’ Rebekah Do If She Becomes Human?
Rebekah (Claire Holt) came thisclose to getting the cure on Season 4, Episode 18 of The Vampire Diaries, “American Gothic”. Even though she got robbed again (Katherine! fist shake!) she doesn’t seem to be wavering at all in her dedication to becoming human again. We get it! She wants a normal life, she wants to grow old, she wants to hear the pitter-patter of little mini-Rebekah feet.
That’s all well and good, but we can’t stop thinking about the logistics of all this. How do you explain why mommy knows so much about the Black Plague, or why none of your uncles are ever, ever, ever allowed to visit? But most importantly, what is Rebekah going to do? She’ll be cut off from the compulsion, which we can only assume is the source of all vampires’ inexplicable and impressive wealth. Maybe Rebekah has invested wisely, but just in case, we’ve put together a list of career options we think she should look into if and when she becomes human. Good luck!