"I loved the whole film and was engaged every moment of the way," James writes. "But what I want to talk about is the first section, the Gosling section; I want to make love to this section." Say what?!
We're guessing that's a phrase that has never been used in a film review ever — and probably for good reason.
James goes on to mention that the movie starts with Ryan's "six-pack." We are so there.
James also says that the other two-thirds of the film couldn't possibly measure up to Ryan's section.
"It's not the actors' faults — it's just that Gosling was cast as the shooting star, and he sucked up all the oxygen," James says. "I could watch that first section over and over and over and over."
Wow! And here we didn't think it was possible for anyone to love Ryan Gosling more than we do, but we may have met our match on the "obsessive Ryan Gosling fan" scale.
Don't you love it when hottie actors are fans of other hottie actors?