Brandi has shared excerpts from her upcoming book Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders with Us Weekly, including the revelation that she got plastic surgery in a very private place following her dramatic split with ex-husband Eddie Cibrian.
"I would ask Eddie from time to time if my vagina was the same after childbirth. He always said yes, except once," Brandi writes. "He was actually quite vulgar."
When the two split in August 2009, Eddie cut off Brandi's credit card — so she decided to use his card for one final purchase.
"I decided that since Eddie ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one," Brandi explains. Sounds sensible to us, no?
Of course, when Eddie saw the bill a short time later, he was confused as to what procedure Brandi had done.
"A week after the vaginal rejuvenation surgery, he was on the phone screaming, 'What the f**k cost you $12,000? Did you get a nose job?'" she says. "I responded simply, 'Yes. A nose job.' And I hung up."
Wow. We'd love to see the look on Eddie's face when he realizes what he actually paid for.