Leah Messer and Jeremy Calvert Say “I Do” in The Rain!
Recap of Teen Mom 2 Season 4, Episode 10 (April 15, 2013)
Here comes the bride, y'all — and tragically she is neither dressed in camouflage nor Uggs. That's right, Teen Mom 2's Leah Messer is finally walking down the aisle with her fiancé, Jeremy Calvert, and the moment couldn't be more beautiful. In fact, Leah has even more multi-colored layers woven into her hair than usual, that's how beautiful everything is.
Let's break this thing down!
Leah arrives to her beach wedding in a giant limo which also happens to be a disco ball-slash-weird experiment in neon lights, and her bridal party proceeds to fist pump their way down the aisle while leah screams "BREAK IT DOWN" for no apparent reason. Then Leah and the enormous bundle of tulle on her head emerge in the rain, she sashays her way over to Jeremy (who's wearing a choker, because apparently it's 1998), and they say their "I dos" while we weep.
Leah's all kinds of emotional because her dad has left his home in the backwoods to walk her down the aisle in an enormous cowboy hat — plus, Ali and Aleeah look all kinds of adorable. In fact, they look even cuter than they did at their mommy's first wedding (wherein they were wheeled down the aisle in a wagon, FYI).
OK, time to go cry about the lack of be-chokered men in our lives. But first we'll leave you with this wonderful tidbit: Leah and Jeremy's souls are now united by way of some sand being dumped out on the beach. Metaphors, everyone.