Rob Kardashian has made absolutely no secret that he’s unhappy with his weight. He’s owned up to piling on 40 pounds during his tumultuous relationship with Rita Ora, and been very candid about his battle with the scale ever since.
But to hear that he cries when he sees himself naked? Break our hearts, why don’t you! Luckily, in true Rob style, he wasn’t being as serious as all that.
Rob opened up during his family’s recent tell-all TV special Ryan Seacrest With the Kardashians: E! News Presents.
“Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry,” he said, while sitting around a table with his mom and sisters.
But is it just because he’s bemoaning his newfound flab? Nope!
Rob said he cries, “because my penis looks so small now.”
Well, OK then! That’s not a joke we’d make with our immediate family, but then again, we’re not quite the professional oversharers that the Kardashians are.
Ever the optimist, Rob also pointed out a silver lining to this whole scenario. “The upside is,” he added, “Every time you lose 10 lbs you gain an inch on your penis.”
That’s the spirit! No wonder he’s so stoked about losing those 40 pounds. If there’s a better way to motivate a dude to lose weight, we can’t think of it.