See Martha Stewart’s Match.com Profile — Her Man Must Make $150K!
Martha Stewart is looking for love on Match.com — so let her know if you're interested.
The 71-year-old homemaking maven's Match.com profile has been unveiled, allowing us to see exactly what she's looking for in a guy, according to Today.
"You may recognize me from my pictures. Yes, it's really me," Martha writes on her Match page. "I've been curious about online dating for a long time, but, like lots of people, have been reluctant to take the leap."
What is she looking for?
"Someone who’s intelligent, established, and curious; and who relishes adventure and new experiences as much as I do," she writes. "Someone who can teach me new things. A lover of animals, grandchildren, and the outdoors. Young at heart."
As her interests, she surprisingly lists "fishing/hunting," along with "the symphony, opera & rap." She says she's "very liberal," and as for her body type, Martha describes herself as "athletic and toned."
Of course, not just any guy will be considered. Martha says that prospective suitors must make at least $150,000 a year. Yikes — that can buy an awful lot of cloth napkins and melon ballers.
Martha has been married once before and has an adult daughter. She has previously been linked to Sir Anthony Hopkins.
So who would we choose to set her up with? Well, the fishing/hunting thing is kind of throwing us for a loop. However, it's clear that she wants a liberal guy who likes the great outdoors and is a bit brainy.
Who does that describe? If you ask us, her perfect fit is: Al Gore!
Can't you see these two saving the environment, one pine cone centerpiece at a time?