We know for sure that Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham’s foray into the porn industry, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, is going to send lots of Teen Mom fans over the edge and even drive them to watch the momtrepreneur get down and dirty with adult film star, James Deen.
While we have an idea on what’s going to happen (based on the title and TMZ’s leaked photos) we wanted to give you guys a heads up on how to watch the porntastic flick (if you're over the age of 18, of course!).
1. Make Sure You’re Alone: For many of you Farrah fans, this may be an emotionally troubling time and you may be tempted to call friend to cry on their shoulder while watching Farrah do the deed. But you can’t — watching this tape is a solo mission (no pun intended).
2. Prepare Your Bodies: A good rule of thumb for watching porn — prepare yourself for anything. While we may not be experts on pornology, we do know that when it comes to video-taped sexy sexy time, anything goes. The video becomes available for purchase online on Vivid’s website May 6, so you have just a few days to get ready with your boxes of wine, Kleenex, and Mom & Me Italian Pepper Sauce.
3. Don’t Get Caught: Of course you don’t want to explain to anyone that you watched Farrah’s 70-minute long romp, so make sure you don’t get caught watching the erotic production. This wiki gives you tons of nitty-gritty details on how to not get caught watching porn, so if you’re new to the game (like we are), head over there and see how do it all incognito — even though we secretly know you viewed Farrah’s movie and your teenage dream officially ended.
Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom hits the Internet May 6 on and stores nationwide May 14. Will you watch the sordid movie? Don’t be shy, tell us below!