Time to grab a Slurpee and starting eat your emotions, because Glee's Mark Salling (Puck) is in a world of trouble. In case you've blocked it out, Marky Mark was sued back in January for sexual battery by a woman named Roxanne Gozela. The former Playboy model claimed she and Mark hooked up in March 2011 at which point he allegedly coerced her into having unprotected sex. On March 15, Roxanne confronted Mark at his house (he was in bed with another lady — yikes!), where he purportedly attacked her.
Those are some serious allegations, and as you might expect Mark is fighting back! According to TMZ, Mark has filed a countersuit against Roxanne with the L.A. County Superior Court, and is taking her to court for trespassing, assault and battery. Yep, Mark claims that Roxanne broke into his home, hit him on the chest, arms and face, and then caused "substantial" damage to his sweet set of wheels. Uncool.
No word yet as to how much money Mark is seeking in damages, but we have a feeling things are about to get ugly. Sigh, if only we could solve Mark's legal woes through the power of song and jazz hands, right guys?
Surely an accapella version of "Don't Stop Believing" can fix this mix up...