New Web Series: “Losing Your Virginity With…” Which Glee Actor?
One sexy Glee star is providing embarrassing details about losing his virginity — and asking other stars to do the same.
As if we didn’t already have enough sexy thoughts involving John Stamos (Emma’s ex, Dr. Carl), the actor has announced he is launching a web series called Losing Your Virginity with John Stamos, which will debut next spring, according to E! Online. (Next spring? John is such a tease.)
He plans to invite other famous faces to discuss their first times with him. And yes, there will be visual aids, as they will use puppets, Barbie dolls, and cartoons to reenact the magical (or not-so-magical) moments. We’ll never think of Barbie and Ken in the same way again.
“For every actor, celebrity, musician, and politician out there that we see, there’s somebody at home going, ‘I was there first,’” John pruriently explains. “I wanna hear their stories, too.”
As for his own first time, John says the woman was ten years older than he was, and when they ran into each other years later, he didn’t even recognize her! What a gentleman.
“I said, ‘Nice to meet you,’” John recalls of their reunion. “She said, ‘Meet you? Don’t you remember? I took your virginity.’ I was shocked.”
“She didn’t look quite the same,” he explains. “She was a bit older and bit rounder.”
Plus, her memory of their sexy encounter was much different than his.
“I said to her, ‘I remember now,’” he says. “‘We were driving and I dropped my keys between my legs, and you grabbed me,’” he says. Ah, the classic reach-for-the-crotch-instead-of-the-keys move. Who hasn’t tried that one?
However, she denies that part, saying the moment instead followed a romantic stroll through the park. “The stories were vastly different,” John concludes.
So if you happen to have taken the virginity of a household name, you should definitely give John a call. You two are about to violate some Barbie dolls.