Just moments after arriving back home from a very successful visit to MIT, Brit smack-talked her boyfriend for a second, then promptly dumped him by text message — while standing less than two feet away from him!
“Did you really just break up with me over text?” and incredulous Sam asks her. Brit promptly informs him that she did. Turns out, she’s really been pining after Santana (Naya Rivera). Though she loves his soft and pillowy lips, “I really miss my sweet, sweet lady kisses.”
On a totally unrelated note, we hear Santana just bought a plane ticket to Ohio. Squee!