Bachelor Sean Lowe recently jumped off of America's favorite love boat (aka The Chris Harrison) and straight into the glitter encrusted arms of Dancing With The Stars, a terrifying place full of A-list (by which we mean B-list) actors who spend their free time shaking it like a polaroid picture for funzies.
Sean was eager to give dancing a shot (dude is always up for a challenge), and shockingly he did pretty well! Until this Tuesday's episode, where he was brutally rejected (deflowered, if you will) just one week before the DWTS semi-finals.
Sean is more than a little bummed to leave Dancing With The Stars' heaving bosom, but it looks like he's satisfied with his experience. "I have enjoyed every second on it," Sean told Good Morning America on Wednesday. "I am truly blessed to have taken part in all this."
Sob, the feeling is mutual, Sean! We feel beyond blessed to have spent the past few weeks watching this hunk wander around stage in various states of shirtlessness while shaking his pecs at innocent audience members, and he'll be sorely missed.
Oh well, at least this dashing gent made a few friends along the way. Like Lisa Vanderpump's freakish dog, Giggy.