Pregnant Jessica Simpson Dissed For Gaining “598 Pounds” — Mean Tweets
Famous people have feelings too!
Jimmy Kimmel returned with a fourth edition of "Mean Tweets," with celebrities reading off some of the harshest tweets about themselves. Of course this is probably just going to encourage more mean tweets so the next crop of tweeters can be featured on Jimmy Kimmel Live. But anyway, here's a selection of the insults. Watch the full video below for more.
Jessica Alba: "I just saw Jessica Alba. If this was 2007 I'd be really excited."
Kate Mara: "Kate Mara is on the list of people who I don't understand why anyone likes."
Zach Braff: "Hey Zach Braff, I could take picture of a piece of sh-t in my toilet and it would be a better movie than Garden State."
Russell Brand: "I've never seen the fuss with Russell Brand, he's a hairy, non-funny t--t."
Brad Paisley: "F--k Brad Paisley and his f--ing country singing f--king face."
Kelly Ripa: "Kelly Ripa is kind of amazing, when you think about how hard it must be to balance that huge head on a tiny body."
Andy Samberg: "Whenever someone tells me that I look like Andy Samberg, they're basically saying 'Guess how big your nose is? ... Very big.'"
Gwen Stefani and No Doubt: "Dear No Doubt, the only thing in doubt is whether your music makes me want to puke or kill myself and then puke. Sincerely, Everyone."
Elisabeth Moss: "I can't figure out if Elisabeth Moss is attractive or not." She faces the camera, and flips the bird. "Does this help you figure it out?" (Nice!)
Jessica Simpson: "I already know when I get pregnant I'm going to pull a Jessica Simpson and gain 598 pounds."
Kid Rock: "Kid Rock looks like he would smell like stale farts and cigarettes." Kid tells the camera, "More like fresh farts and cigars." Ha!