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The Bachelorette

Bachelorette 2013: Which of Desiree’s Contestants Is The Hottest?

Ever meet a totally cute guy who opens his mouth and then somehow isn’t so cute? We’ve been experiencing that a lot lately with the contestants on Bachelorette Season 9. But thankfully for Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock (and us!) this season’s Mansion is so chock-full o’ hotties we’ve had to add to the list of fellas making our jaws drop.

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To refresh your memory, these guys originally caught our eye:

Chris Siegfried. He’s the former pro baseball player we’re still convinced has all the right moves. He may not have shone during the first group date, but we have a hunch he’s better one-on-one. Might we suggest he take his shirt off more often?

Brooks Forester. Clearly we’re not alone in our preference for Brooks; Des picked him to be her very first solo date! Smart move, girlfriend. We know we’d like to be alone with all that deliciously wavy hair.

Zack Kalter. This California web developer hasn’t made much of a ripple in the ocean of emotion that is Bachelor Mansion, but that’s okay. You know what they say about still waters.

Juan Pablo Galavis. Unfortunately, we think Juan Pablo’s black belt level of hotness is playing against him. Our theory: Des didn’t pick this former soccer player for a 1-on-1 because she knows she can’t resist his Venezuelan smolder. We know we couldn’t.

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And new to the list:

Drew Kenney. Sure, late night TV host Jimmy Fallon called Drew the contestant “most excited to share a house with 25 men” but we love us a fella who grooms! This metro man obviously takes good care of himself. Just imagine how terrific he must smell.

Ben Scott. We’re not really making this decision using our heads since Ben doesn’t seem to get along well with the other guys. But he’s just so handsome! Plus he’s a doting dad and seems to really want to spend time with Des (which is sort of the whole point of the show, isn’t it?).

Bryden Vukasin. Bryden’s pecs helped make up for some of his awkwardness in the hot tub with Des. Like, seriously. Did you see those things?

This list could go on and on and on but we’ve got to stop somewhere. Still, think we missed someone? Set us straight below.


How am I supposed to choose?