Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham has majorly hurt feelings, and we blame Charlie Sheen. Probably because he told her to take a trip to "middle earth" so that the world can "collectively sigh" as her memory "vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life." Yep, way harsh.
Turns out Charlie was less than thrilled when Farrah leaked a recent text conversation to TMZ, in which she invited him to hang in the hopes of nabbing a role on his show, Anger Management.
Poor Farrah was blindsided by Charlie's reaction, but girlfriend isn't about to let Mr. Sheen have the last word. Far from it.
“It looks like you have control issues because I can do whatever I want and I have nothing to hide maybe you do," Farrah wrote back to Charlie via RadarOnline. “I think all the drugs, fame, money, alcohol, and whores messed with your head because your bashing response to me is really uncalled for and makes zero sense."
Charlie's response was pretty harsh, but it definitely made sense — he's simply furious that Farrah had the nerve to share their private texts!
“You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection," Farrah continued. “So for a old train wreck like yourself you sit in your own pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life, enjoy your dwindle and I wish you all the best at being a good male figure for your children who really need a good male role model in their lives."
Oh, snap! Charlie Sheen just got schooled. Also, we love the fact that Farrah just described her body as "the epitome of perfection." Do you, gurl. Well, when you're not too busy doing James Deen during Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.