Amanda Bynes Reveals Nightmarish Results of Recent Plastic Surgery
It looks like Amanda Bynes' plan to become the next big rap sensation is going to have to wait just a little bit longer, and it's not just because of her total lack of any discernible musical talent.
Manhattan's angriest wig stand took to Twitter on Monday night to lament the results of her most recent trip to the plastic surgeon.
"My nose is broken, I'm bruised," she wrote. "I can't wait for my next surgery."
Amanda had recently spoken openly about her desire for facial plastic surgery, citing webbing between her eyes, a "birth defect," as she described it, as her reason for going under the knife, even going so far as to compare her plight to that of children born with facial clefts.
However, despite finally getting the surgery she wanted, high-maintenance Mandy found something to rail against.
"My broken nose is making the bone under my eyes protrude, so I won't stop getting surgery until that bone is shaved off," she explained.
"My surgeon broke my nose during my surgery but hasn't finished my nose! It's still broken and I can't breathe!" she wailed.
While it sounds like that toooooootally sucks and all, a nose job is, quite literally, the breaking of your nose by a surgeon, so we can't say we're entirely surprised by the results.
If we're making a mental list of things Amanda needs (hint: it doesn't include more surgery!), in addition to Nicki Minaj's wig person, let's get this girl a lesson on how to use a search engine, or at the very least, a dictionary.