It’s hard to believe our favorite Hotlanta mistress, Kim Zolciak, has settled down and is now a bonafide Atlanta housewife, living the domestic life with husband Kroy Biermann and her four children. But what’s even harder to believe is that the blonde bombshell is actually just 34!
Look, we understand that sometimes you’ve got to fudge the numbers, but we’ve got to know — is The Real Housewives of Atlanta star really in her 30s?
From what we can tell, Kim’s actually telling the truth! According to her Wikipedia, Kim was born on May 19, 1978, which makes her a fresh 34, meaning she’s a full ten years younger than best frenemy NeNe Leakes (but still too old to fight with her).
And if you still aren’t convinced, take a look at some of the makeup-less pics she’s posted to her Twitter. Underneath all the makeup and wigs, Kim actually does look her age, which makes us wonder why she’s hiding behind all that foundation.
Our advice: Tone down the blush and enjoy your youth now, Kim, because with two kids under five, a crazy mother, and an assistant who never seems to assist, you definitely won’t be getting any younger!