Pregnant Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Mocked by Mom Kris Jenner
If you got it, flaunt it, right? Not so much for pregnant Kim Kardashian, who looked 50 shades of miserable during last night’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Granted, at the time Kimmy was about six months along in what proved to be a very difficult pregnancy, and having mom Kris Jenner rib her about her inflated bits probably didn’t help.
“I’ve never seen anything like it. They’re two watermelons,” joked Kris about her daughter’s breasts. (There’s a sentence we wish we could unwrite.)
As if the melon joke wasn’t enough, Kris added, “I don’t know how she goes day to day and carries those boobs around. You need a crane.”
Kim’s ladies did look awfully dangerous and it’s not as if the starlet’s shy about sharing her frontside (or backside for that matter). But knocker jokes on a family vacation? Too much, Kris! Just too much.
Kim, meanwhile, seemed so preoccupied with not passing out from utter exhaustion that she didn’t appear to care what Krissy Kris said, coolly appraising the situation with the offhand comment, “There’s not even milk in them yet, which is like the scary part.” There are a lot of scary parts about this scene, Kim, but we’re not sure that’s first among them.