The description does make the cake seem pretty tantalizing, “A few defects due to maker being unskilled. Uncut, along with large amount of awful cupcakes for free. No topper or decoration. Unusual design. Very heavy.”
The bride helpfully added, “Complete disaster... offers please? I have roses which fell off this abomination if required. Sorry no returns.”
Although Celia listed the cake for $16, and it did receive 11 bids, she says the eBay sale was only meant as a joke, and that she and her husband have “things in motion to prevent this person ever making a cake again and upsetting, or trying to rip off other unsuspecting customers.”
Yikes, we don’t even know what that means, but it sounds ominous. Amateur bakers, beware!