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Jenelle Evans’s Ex, Gary Head, Shows Off Enormous Back Tattoo, We Go Blind (PHOTO)

Better prepare your ovaries, because they're about to go into overdrive (read: ovary-drive) thanks to the backwoods man babe known as Gary Head. While Gary is no longer engaged to (or dating) Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans, he's most definitely a fixture on our local yokel stud radar –– especially now that he's inked a massive tattoo on his back. Because who needs regular skin when you could have a giant skull with pistols decorating your back? Exactly.

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We assume you're currently blind thanks to looking at Gary's tat, so we'll go ahead and break it down for you. As far as we can tell, this southern townie's back features a vaguely terrifying skull, flanked by roses, dice, and possibly some kind of weird animal wing. Oh, and instead of a skeleton body, the skull is being propped up by two massive guns and a bunch of playing cards.

We know what you're thinking: what does it all mean? Well, apparently Gary is super into gambling, which is why his tattoo features the epic musing "A Gambler's Life For Me."

No words for this glorious body art. At this point, all we want in life is to use his back as a poker table and play a game of Texas Hold 'Em. Never change, Gary!

What do you think of this dude's massive back tat? Dish your thoughts in the comments!

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08.14.2013 / 12:00 AM EDT by Mehera Bonner
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