Don't get us wrong! We love us some Michael Cera, and we'd love to see him as Batman... just maybe in another context. Like, maybe with Aubrey Plaza as Superman.
While we'd pay cash money to hear Nic Cage do the famous Bale Batman "PRAY TO ME" speech, somehow we think he wouldn't be able to keep that cool demeanor required for the job.
You know what would be weirder than casting Ben Affleck as Batman? Changing the whole thing into a Parent Trap-esque reuniting bonding comedy between long-lost twin brothers Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne.
Scratch Henry Cavill. While we're making this into The Parent Trap, let's just have it be all LiLo.
Could Tenacious D ;frontman Jack Black really resist bursting into some metal jam for long enough to sneak up on somebody?
While he could totally brew up some sweet Batman weapons with his
While he could totally brew up some sweet Batman weapons with his biochemical engineering degree, it was enough of a stretch to imagine Ashton Kutcher playing Steve Jobs.
While she does have a way of weasling her way into — and solving! — mysteries on Murder She Wrote, her murder-solving steez is a little less flashy....
While she does have a way of weasling her way into — and solving! — mysteries on Murder She Wrote, her murder-solving steez is a little less flashy.
Well, to be honest, Justin Bieber does ;already have a mask, which at least a baby step.
The world has been kind of exploding over the announcement of Ben Affleck being cast as Batman in the upcoming Man of Steel sequel. But let's have some perspective, guys. It could be a lot weirder.
We put our heads together and came up with some way weirder options — ;although now that we've dreamed them up, we kind of want to see Zack Snyder try to pull these off.
Click through the gallery to see some way weird Batman casting choices!
08.23.2013 / 12:00 AM EDT by Sarah Anne Lloyd
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