It's not always glamorous to be the Bachelor. The guys may be super-studs but they're human like the rest of us. Not only do they have to deal with, um, normal human bodily functions, they sometimes feel compelled to answer fan tweets on the subject.
Season 17 Bachelor Sean Lowe is an open guy with a great sense of humor, so he was up for some TMI tweeting with a fan who asked a very personal — and very bizarre — question in what appeared to be an alien language.
Bachelor/ette contestants get odd tweets all the time, and we never would’ve seen this one if Sean hadn’t shared it with the class, posting, “Best tweet ever. ‘@BtbBby: hallo, i have a Q. In BachelorHouse, I nevr c U poo or P, and im lik, how can U live?? Do u stor it inside of U?’”
Sean probably didn’t think it was really the best tweet ever, but his fan was heartened, replying with “thnx BB, wat a compliment! Now If UR UnComFortable answering my Q(IK its hrd) tel me Ur Secret 2 bein the most f-a-b bachelOr!!” Sean was game, so he wrote back, “Q1: I store it up until the season is over. Q2: don't know how.”
It's possible this fan's query is exactly the kind of thing many Bachelor viewers have been wondering for years, but never dared to ask. (They should ask host Chris Harrison for an equally pithy answer.)
While at least one follower admitted to wondering the same thing, a less impressed fan asked Sean, "do I have to think of something stupid for me to say for you to notice me?" His simple reply: "yes."
So now we know. If you want Sean's attention, you have to ask him a "stupid," very personal question, preferably including the word “poo.” Catherine Giudici, was this your secret to getting his undivided attention all along? Genius.