Alyssa Milano’s Sex Tape — Prepare to Learn a Thing or Two
In the canon of celebrity sex tapes, there’s never been one quite like Alyssa Milano’s. She accomplishes something Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, even Pamela Anderson have never before attempted in bed: Alyssa Milano teaches us about Syria.
The TV star’s recently “leaked” video looks to have all the elements of your traditional sex tape: Semi-intoxicated hot people away on a romantic vacation; rose petals and mood lighting; a working recording device. But just as things are about to heat up, Alyssa accidentally turns the camera around to face the television screen. Who’s turned on?
Steve Tom, that’s who. Steve is a very much clothed, very much older news anchor who schools us in the Syrian conflict. He’s good at it too, taking his time but making his point clear. Honestly, Alyssa and her sexy co-star could learn a thing or two from Steve’s smooth delivery if they weren’t so busy frolicing in the background.
The Funny or Die spoof (oh you thought this was real?) ends with Alyssa asking the channel be changed — to Swamp People. Steve, you left us too soon but the knowledge you imparted about the current crisis in the Middle East will stay with us forever.