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Once Upon a Time

Once Upon a Time Season 3 Premiere Quotes: “Filet the Bitch!”

The characters on Once Upon a Time might have their hands full with breaking curses and slaying dragons and whatnot, but that doesn’t mean they’re too busy for a good zinger.

We've rounded up the 10 best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 1: “The Heart of the Truest Believer,” including someone getting nostalgic about animated classics. Enjoy!

10. Greg: “You see any clock towers? We’re a long way from Storybrooke.”

Right, because the clock tower is the thing people miss about being in Storybrooke.

9. Regina (about the best way to motivate the mermaid): “Well, I’m all out of fish food.”

Always be prepared, Regina.

8. Henry (to Greg and Tamara): “You makin’ s’mores?”

Your life might be at risk, but there’s always time to toast marshmallows.

7. Hook (to Emma): “I’ve never known you to need to get ready for a fight I thought that was your natural state.”

Emma does seem to be ready to throw down at a moment’s notice.

6. Regina (to Hook, about mermaids being unpleasant): “Ya think?”

Tell Regina something she doesn’t know.

5. Neal (to Robin Hood, about proving he’s Bae): “You don’t wanna see ID?”

Neal may have been shot and fallen into a portal, but at least he has his wallet.

4. Regina (to Snow, about the mermaid): “You’ll win her over with your unicorn kisses and rainbow stickers?”

Doesn’t every species love stickers?

3. Hook (to Emma): “Actually, I quite fancy you from time to time when you’re not yelling at me.”

Getting yelled at is so not a turn-on.

2. Neal (to Mulan): “They made a movie about you it’s actually pretty good.”

Gotta love the ABC-Disney corporate synergy.

1. Regina: “That’s more like it, Charming filet the bitch!”

Regina really doesn’t have a knack for making friends, does she?

What was your favorite quote of the episode? Let us know in the comments below!

Catch the next episode of Once Upon a Time on Sunday, October 6 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.

09.30.2013 / 12:00 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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