Boy Details His Epic Poop and It’s Actually Funny (VIDEO)
If you’ve ever been around a child, especially one that you’re raising, you’ve heard it before: poop talk. How much there was, what colors, and of course, the consistency. You not only get to hear about it when you don’t want to, you sometimes have to literally ask your kids about it. After a while, all that toilet talk becomes second er… nature.
Sometimes, however, your kids will surprise you. That’s what happened here, when this little 3-and-a-half-year old decided to narrate his number two, and his parents decided to film it (through the closed bathroom door, of course), capturing all the details of this epic dump for posterity.
We immediately thought this would be too dumb for us, but two things got us. One: little Brandon’s voice detailing everything he ate that day (poutine, really? there’s your problem right there, buddy), along with his dramatic grunts and groans, and two: his parents trying so hard not to crack up as they listen in.
Although my kids would kill me if I ever tried to video anything like this, I’m a little jealous that this little guy’s folks will have this long after they don’t need to accompany him to the the john. Believe it or not, it’s possible to miss poop talk.