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Once Upon a Time

Once Upon a Time Season 3, Episode 3 Quotes: “It’s a Family Thing”

The characters on Once Upon a Time might have their hands full with breaking curses and slaying dragons and whatnot, but that doesn’t mean they’re too busy for a good zinger.

We've rounded up the 10 best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 3: “Quite a Common Fairy,” including a critique of the show’s quirky names. Enjoy!

10. Snow: “You’d think a treehouse would be more cheery.”

Not every treehouse can live up to the standards set by the Swiss Family Robinson.

9. Regina [to Tinkerbell]: “I take it by the restraints, you’re not helping.”

Nothing gets by Regina.

8. Hook: “I fear such an attack will end in your death and, more importantly, mine.”

Hook keeps focused on what really matters.

7. David [about pixie dust]: “It’s stronger like, nuclear fairy dust.”

Dust of mass destruction.

6. Peter Pan: “It’s for a game a really fun game. I call it target practice.”

That’s his idea of a fun game? Do they not have Connect Four in Neverland?

5. Snow: “Did David Nolan let himself go?”

Who needs a personal trainer when you’ve got Snow around?

4. Emma: [to Regina, about Tinker Bell] “What’d you do kill her brother, steal her halo?”

In general, murder and theft are safe bets when Regina is involved.

3. Henry [on his dislike of apples]: “It’s a family thing.”

Henry does not like them apples.

2. Rumple [to Regina]: “‘Roast swan’ that’s amusing. You’ll get that later.”

There’s nothing better than a joke that won’t pay off for years to come.

1. Tinker Bell [to Regina, about Snow White’s name]: “Even I think that’s a bit precious, and mine’s Tinker Bell.”

Does no one in Fairytale Land own a baby-name book?

10.14.2013 / 12:00 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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