Kate Hudson needs to cover up. No, she's not baring an inordinate amount of skin — it's just that the skin that she is showing is so perfectly toned and taut that we are weeping into our whole-milk, heavy-whip pumpkin spice lattes.
The 34-year-old actress and mother of two is the covergirl for Shape's November 2013 issue. She wears a baby pink sports bra and black shorts, which reveal her perfect abdomen, while the text next to her image screams that Kate is "Hotter Than Ever!"
Indeed, all of the other headlines on the magazine's cover seem to wanna make you look just like Kate. "Lose Your Belly! … Eat This Now, Drop Sizes Later! … Flawless Skin in a Flash! … Great Sex Tonight!" (OK, maybe that last one doesn't correlate.)
So what's her secret? She says it's her 15-year love affair with pilates.
It's the basis of what I do for exercise because it's dance-oriented — and, as you saw at the shoot, I love to dance," she tells the mag. "It's my creative outlet. My heart is really in contemporary jazz, but lately I've been ballroom dancing with [Dancing With the Stars pro] Derek Hough. It's been a real blast."
She also says that, aside from the occasional cleanse, she eats whatever she wants — including as much bread and pasta as she wants.
Hear that sound? That's the sound of our Kate-Hate growing.
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