Leah Messer Hates Being Separated From Husband Jeremy Calvert: “This Sucks”
Much like Britney Spears, Leah Messer is so lucky (she's a star) but she's cry-cry-crying in her lonely heart. This proud West Virginian mama is rearing three beautiful daughters, and she just happens to be all on her lonesome. Why? Because her husband, Jeremy Calvert, has peaced out over to New Mexico, where we assume he's chilling with a bunch of extraterrestrials.
Jeremy's working on a pipeline in the alien-infested town of Roswell, and it looks like he'll be gone for quite a while. Leah's been super emo since her better half said adios, and she's taken to quoting tragic song lyrics about lost love. The latest?
"I say goodnight to an empty space beside me, the only reply is the beat of my heart," she mused. "#ThisS—Sucks."
Yikes. It's only a matter of time before this gal starts quoting Bright Eyes! So, when will Jeremy come back home to West Virginia? In the words of Leah herself, "whoooo knows?"
We definitely feel for this girl. Sure, her friends and family are close by and can help out with her daughters at a moment's notice (and let's not forget that Leah's ex-husband has partial custody of her twins), but we can't imagine how lonely Leah must be without her better half. Who else thinks this gal should just load her little ladies in the back of the pickup truck and road trip down to the great southwest?
Check back in with Wetpaint Entertainment for more updates about Leah's spinsterhood, and make sure to send her a sweet tweet to lift her spirits! Maybe a poem about cheese puffs will cheer her up…