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Once Upon a Time Season 3, Episode 5 Quotes: “I Don’t Fight Invalids”

The characters on Once Upon a Time might have their hands full with breaking curses and fighting Peter Pan and whatnot, but that doesn’t mean they’re too busy for a good zinger.

We've rounded up the 10 best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 5: “Good Form,” including Regina wishing there was a cocktail menu on Neverland. Enjoy!

10. Regina: “I haven’t seen a Neverland post office.”

Maybe that’s because everyone in Neverland just uses wifi?

9. Emma [about her parents kissing]: “Okay, I’m complaining.”

Emma’s parents are making up for 28 years of not making her feel uncomfortable.

8. Hook: “I don’t fight invalids.”

It’s good to have standards about who you will or won’t beat to a bloody pulp.

7. Regina [about Emma saying Neal lost hope]: “You got that from scribbles?”

You have to read between the lines sometimes, Regina.

6. Hook [to Emma]: “You need a hand, love?”

Hook has a way with wordplay.

5. Regina: “I don’t do rum.”

You’re on an island in the middle of nowhere, Regina. Beggars can’t be choosers.

4. Hook [to David]: “You would’ve like my brother. He can be a stubborn ass.”

Hook isn’t much for sentimentality.

3. Emma: “You and David aren’t exactly how do you say it mates.”

Emma’s a master of impressions.

2. Regina [as David and Mary kiss]: “What I wouldn’t give for another sleeping curse.”

Regina’s not big on PDA.

1. Hook [about David having a twin]: “Two of you? I can barely stomach one.”

According to Hook, two Davids are not better than one.

Read more OUAT spoilers here.

Catch the next episode of Once Upon a Time on Sunday, October 27 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.

10.28.2013 / 12:00 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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