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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Top 10 Quotes From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4, Episode 2 — “Going Down Is Fun”

The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to just 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 4, Episode 2: "Faint Chance."

Kim Richards [to Kyle]: "I'm gonna pee on your carpet."

Lisa Vanderpump [after saying "Faye Rancid"]: "This is too bitchy I can't say it, but I'm awfully glad I did."

Kyle Richards: "I'm a bee-murderer accomplice?"

Lisa Vanderpump [to Yolanda, about Kyle]: "You've just got to put your house on the market you're gonna bond really quick."

Brandi Glanville: "I'm not taking them out, Dad. Boobs are staying."

Kim Richards [to Portia, about the Tooth Fairy]: "I love the fairy dust."

Lisa Vanderpump [about Yolanda's brain puzzles]: "You need to do that, Brandi."

Brandi Glanville [about her syntax]: "A lot of the times, it's like, 'F—k you, f—k this, f—k that, f—k him, f—k you, f—k off.'"

Kim Richards: "If I have to bump the dog and kinda thunk him to the left... after that? I'll thunk you. I'll thunk the s—t out of you."

Brandi [about her social standing]: "Sometimes, going down is fun."

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs on Monday nights at 8 p.m. ET on Bravo.