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Top 10 Quotes From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4, Episode 2 — “Going Down Is Fun”
Kim Richards [to Kyle]: "I'm gonna pee on your carpet."
Lisa Vanderpump [after saying "Faye Rancid"]: "This is too bitchy — I can't say it, but I'm awfully glad I did."
Kyle Richards: "I'm a bee-murderer accomplice?"
Lisa Vanderpump [to Yolanda, about Kyle]: "You've just got to put your house on the market — you're gonna bond really quick."
Brandi Glanville: "I'm not taking them out, Dad. Boobs are staying."
Kim Richards [to Portia, about the Tooth Fairy]: "I love the fairy dust."
Lisa Vanderpump [about Yolanda's brain puzzles]: "You need to do that, Brandi."
Brandi Glanville [about her syntax]: "A lot of the times, it's like, 'F—k you, f—k this, f—k that, f—k him, f—k you, f—k off.'"
Kim Richards: "If I have to bump the dog and kinda thunk him to the left... after that? I'll thunk you. I'll thunk the s—t out of you."
Brandi [about her social standing]: "Sometimes, going down is fun."
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs on Monday nights at 8 p.m. ET on Bravo.