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Top 10 Quotes From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4, Episode 3: “You’re a Good C—t”
Yolanda Foster [about Lisa and Gleb]: "You were having a hard time, and he had a hard-on."
Carlton Gebbia [about Kyle]: "I know how that s—t works. I've known girls like you."
Brandi Glanville [about making up with JR]: "So then he comes back… for the sex."
Lisa Vanderpump [about Kyle]: "Carlton didn’t want to play queen bitch, so she left it for somebody else."
Carlton Gebbia [about practicing the dark arts]: "Not again."
Lisa Vanderpump: "You think maybe your friends would be supportive, or would be that too much to ask?"
Elizy [about moving the table with Carlton]: "It’s like two monkeys trying to hump a football."
Brandi Glanville [to Carlton]: "You’re, like, a good 'c—t.'"
Carlton Gebbia: "My husband’s hung like a f—king donkey, but I do not go around telling people that."
Lisa Vanderpump: "There are a couple of witches in our group, but I don't think Carlton's one of them."