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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Top 10 Quotes From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4, Episode 3: “You’re a Good C—t”

The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to just 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 4, Episode 3: "Life's a Witch."

Yolanda Foster [about Lisa and Gleb]: "You were having a hard time, and he had a hard-on."

Carlton Gebbia [about Kyle]: "I know how that s—t works. I've known girls like you."

Brandi Glanville [about making up with JR]: "So then he comes back… for the sex."

Lisa Vanderpump [about Kyle]: "Carlton didn’t want to play queen bitch, so she left it for somebody else."

Carlton Gebbia [about practicing the dark arts]: "Not again."

Lisa Vanderpump: "You think maybe your friends would be supportive, or would be that too much to ask?"

Elizy [about moving the table with Carlton]: "It’s like two monkeys trying to hump a football."

Brandi Glanville [to Carlton]: "You’re, like, a good 'ct.'"

Carlton Gebbia: "My husband’s hung like a fking donkey, but I do not go around telling people that."

Lisa Vanderpump: "There are a couple of witches in our group, but I don't think Carlton's one of them."