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Once Upon a Time Season 3, Episode 9 Quotes: “I’m Older Than I Look”

The characters on Once Upon a Time might have their hands full with breaking curses and fighting Peter Pan and whatnot, but that doesn’t mean they’re too busy for a good zinger.

We've rounded up the 10 best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 9: "Save Henry," including Gold wanting more moral support. Enjoy!

10. Gold [to Regina, about having a baby]: “I’m flattered but uninterested.”

Gold is not offering up his services.

9. Emma: “Let’s get the hell out of Neverland.”

Sounds like sage advice.

8. Regina [to Emma, about Neal]: “You have your parents, you have this… person.”

Regina’s not great at hiding how she feels.

7. Granny [about reading Henry a story]: “Worked with Ruby. Her issues started later.”

Nobody parenting method is perfect.

6. Pan [about Gold]: “I have him all boxed up so I don’t lose him again.”

That’s one way to stay close to your parents.

5. Gold [to Regina]: “I’m sure you’ll make a… well, a mother of some sort.”

Gold’s not feeling very committal.

4. Adoption agency guy: “I get two weeks off a year in all due respect, Sandals has an all-inclusive buffet.”

Who could blame the guy?

3. Pan: “I’m older than I look.”

Apparently, magic works even better than botox.

2. Emma [to Pan]: “I regret not taking a better shot at you when I had a chance.”

Better luck next time.

1. Regina [about Emma]: “It looks like getting rid of a baby just made my to-do list.”

Most people’s to-do lists involve grocery shopping, not infanticide.

12.2.2013 / 12:00 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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