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Duck Dynasty Feud: Charlie Sheen Slams “Mallard Brained” Phil Robertson in Twitter Rant

Is it a good thing to have Charlie Sheen on your side? That's debatable, but the outspoken Anger Management star just put Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson on blast for his controversial GQ interview comments.

Here's the full text of what Charlie tweeted to his more than 10 million followers on December 21:

"hey Mallard brained

Phil Robertso!

you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,

who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.

well news flash


I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.


just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,

you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media

beat down.

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(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are

abhorrently and

mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job

outside of dirt-clod stacking

is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the

re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head.

perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the

army of scabies and

bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.

you're the only surviving

brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets

kick you out of their


you need to make serious amends to those you have

radically offended.

on the eight day

when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,

I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and

locate the nearest

Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;

c sheen

hash tag;

Duck; that was me"

You know life is rough when Charlie Sheen is repulsed by you.

This whole Duck Dynasty thing just won’t die. A&E pulled Phil from filming after his interview came out. The family released a statement saying they couldn’t see the show moving forward without him. Cracker Barrel removed some Phil products from its stores and restaurants. Meanwhile, A&E CEO Nancy Dubuc is reportedly getting death threats. Sources told TMZ gay employees involved in Duck Dynasty production were outraged by Phil’s comments and wanted Nancy to fire him.

This note probably won’t prompt Phil to “make serious amends” the way Charlie wants, and it’s likely to just put the actor in the path of Phil’s own outraged fans. But Charlie seems like he enjoys stirring the pot, so maybe that’s what he wanted.

Sources: Twitter, TMZ

12.21.2013 / 12:00 AM EDT by Gina Carbone
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