Bachelor 2014 Premiere Quotes: “It Feels Like You’re a Meat and They Wanna Eat You”
So, turns out Bachelor Juan Pablo Galavis is somewhat of a wordsmith. Not only does he speak the language of love (proof, he said: "I speak the language of love"), he has all kinds of inspirational musings up his sleeves — except he doesn't wear sleeves because he's always naked. And don't even get us started on the musings of his bachelorettes, a deeply intelligent and extremely sophisticated crop of lunatics who spend a lot of time talking about their feelings.
With that in mind, check out the best quotes from The Bachelor 18's season premiere, each of which we would like etched on our tombstone.